The infinite patience of dogs.
“I was a soldier! I killed people!”
“YOU WERE A HEDGEHOG.”
…Tiny… hat… Uhgh. *melts into a pile of goo*
Half of Tumblr is thinking “OMIGOD IT’S SO CUTE” and the other half is thinking “NO JOHN, SHERLOCK WILL COME BACK, DON’T GO BACK INTO THE ARMY!”